![]() So begins Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined and expanded slasher edition of the first groundbreaking Gossip Girl novel, featuring all new grisly scenes and over-the-top gore by #1 New York Times bestselling author Cecily von Ziegesar. It’s a luxe life, but someone’s got to live it. Welcome to New York City’s Upper East Side, where my friends and I live, go to school, play, and sleep-sometimes with each other. Gossip girl: Psycho killer by Cecily von Ziegesar So sit back while I untangle this messy little tale and tell you how it all began. How do I know all this? Because I know everything-and lucky for you, I can’t keep a secret. Hmmm, something tells me these best friends may not be as close as we thought. And Serena has a secret she’s keeping from them both. Too bad Nate wishes Blair’s beautifulīest friend, Serena, was the one with the crush. Blair’s loved Nate and his glittering green eyes since she was in Bonpoint onesies. Our story begins with three inseparable, completely gorgeous fifteen-year-olds, Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, and Nate Archibald. We’re smart, we’ve inherited classic good looks, we wear fantastic clothes, and we know how to party. Welcome to New York City’s Upper East Side, where my friends and I live in luxe Fifth Avenue apartments and attend Manhattan’s most exclusive private schools. Gossip girl: It had to be you by Cecily von Ziegesar The trees are in bloom and NYC’s most fabulous are ready for a truly outrageous vacation! The long cold winter is over and the sun is finally shining along Fifth Avenue. And Vanessa–wait, is that Vanessa shopping at Barneys with a guy in a Lacoste shirt? ![]() Back in Manhattan, Jenny is spending time with a mysteriously nice new boyfriend and Dan is spending time crying in the office of the Red Letterliterary journal. But he will definitely get more than he bargained for when he, Georgie, Blair, and Serena end up hanging out together in Sun Valley, Idaho. Will the love-fest last, or will they end up tearing out one another’s newly highlighted hair? And speaking of new, Nate is on the straight and narrow, playing Nate-in-shining-armor to his crazy new girlfriend, Georgie. 9 and Gucci Rush? Is there a difference?īlair moves in with Serena and they’re back to being best friends. It’s spring break and love is in the air. Ages 15 up.Gossip girl: i like it like that by Cecily von Ziegesar These bestselling books have been a guilty pleasure since day one this one's just guilty of a lot more. The body count is through the roof it's clear that von Ziegesar had fun with this one, and diehard fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing their favorite self-absorbed characters take on murderous traits as well. Meanwhile, Blair is busy hating her mother's boyfriend ("Cyrus Rose was a completely annoying, fat loser who deserved to die by strangulation perhaps, after getting his bulbous neck stuck in the cord of his horrible red silk bathrobe"), wondering whether to go all the way with Nate, and tiring of playing second fiddle to Serena. ![]() Serena has returned to town from boarding school (where she dispatched several classmates), and her next target is Nate she doctors his pot stash with squirrel poison. Blair, Serena, and crew are back, as the author twists the events of the first book to include one gory, over-the-top death after another. until they die." Von Ziegesar climbs aboard the mashup train, turning her original Gossip Girl novel into a crime scene. "It's a luxe life, but someone's got to live it. Īmerican Psycho's Patrick Bateman has met his match in Manhattan's newest, most fabulous trendsetting serial killers, Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen. Her attempted murder doesn't go unnoticed by Blair, however, who isn't about to let Serena kill whoever she wants-not when there's Cyrus Rose and Chuck Bass and Titi Coates and everyone else who's ever irritated Blair to get rid of first. If that means killing him, well, c'est la vie. But here's where our dark tale takes a turn: Serena decides that the only way for her to make things right with Blair is to eliminate Nate. Just as in the original story, Serena returns from boarding school hoping to make amends with her BFF Blair Waldorf-things just haven't been the same since Nate Archibald came between them. So begins Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined and expanded slasher edition of the first groundbreaking Gossip Girl novel, featuring all new grisly scenes and over-the-top gore by #1 New York Times bestselling author Cecily von Ziegesar. It's a luxe life, but someone's got to live it. Welcome to New York City's Upper East Side, where my friends and I live, go to school, play, and sleep-sometimes with each other. ![]()
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